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So we meet again.

All is well until I’m greeted by my pal Insecurity. Casually entering the room and slapping me on the back, as if to say, “It’s been a long time buddy, nice to see you again.”. He doesn’t waste any time, shoving me to the ground with one hand and grabbing my jaw with the other. Pinned to the floor with his knee against my chest, cramming a cocktail of paranoia and insanity down my throat.

I can’t swallow this mix, else I’ll be intoxicated. Intoxicated and vulnerable. With all that swimming in my system, it will rip itself apart.
Starting with my innards and spreading quickly to my self-worth, wiping out all sensibility. Like end stage cancer with an extra shot of spunk.

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mulderandskully:

adorbes.
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(Source: wolf-teeth, via otrosol)

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Truth bro, truth.

“I went on a date with this girl once, she was like, ‘Let’s go Dutch.’
‘But I’m black.’
‘No it means we pay for our own food.’
‘Well then forget it.’
If it’s gonna be like that,
I said why don’t we be Jewish and get a discount?
I said why don’t we be Indian and make some reservations?
I said why don’t we be black and sneak in?
Why don’t we be Mexican and sneak out?”
- Gabriel Iglesias Stand-Up Revolution

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Holy shit, look at the kid in the red pjs. Jesus! The suspense is killing me, does he manage to catch that kid?

Holy shit, look at the kid in the red pjs. Jesus!
The suspense is killing me, does he manage to catch that kid?

(via mystified-)

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ch0colatesandhearts:

How cute, got the hearing aids and all as well! :)


Mr. Fredrickson! A certain someone’s fingers look just like that.

ch0colatesandhearts:

How cute, got the hearing aids and all as well! :)

Mr. Fredrickson!
A certain someone’s fingers look just like that.

(via marissatang)

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loveyourchaos:

(by inkandclay)

Punch a bug or beetle no return! I win.

loveyourchaos:

(by inkandclay)

Punch a bug or beetle no return!
I win.

(via crashlikethunder)

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crashlikethunder:

Hahaha awwww

Narnia?They wrote about centaurs, but have you heard of cattaurs?

crashlikethunder:

Hahaha awwww

Narnia?

They wrote about centaurs, but have you heard of cattaurs?

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When I was a kid, I didn’t have a laptop, iPod, Blackberry, PS3, Wifi or iPads. I played outside with friends, bruised my knees, made up stories and played hide and seek. I ate what my mom made. I would think twice before I said “no” to my parents. Life wasn’t hard, it was good & I survived. Kids these days are spoiled. Re-post this if you appreciate the way you were raised. I think we were happier kids.

(Source: raisabakit, via crashlikethunder)